A thought today was, What would I do if I were Pope? Before I lose my interest in what I might say, here it is.
- All marriages are blessed regardless of sexual orientation.
- Mass is required twice a week, not once. Get out and celebrate, people.
- Confession (or "reconciliation") is required twice a month. That's every two weeks. Not the current once-a-year cycle. I don't know what they were thinking on that one.
- While we're at it, as the earthly church is imperfect it will be required to offer its own confession - okay, once a year. To kick off Lent the Vatican will make public its sins. I would announce these in ebony raiment flecked with gold.
I do know it's wonderful.